someone on a motorcycle just rode by my house while BLASTING that avril lavigne hello kitty song
I am done with this day
I shouldn’t be surprised that time magazine left laverne cox off their “Top 100” list but dammit I am
I’m upset. we voted. I guess I kind of got my hopes up?
why even HAVE a poll if it doesn’t influence the final decision…like it’s not even that she didn’t win her category or something, she’s just flat out not on the list.
went into the laverne cox tag and now I’m gonna throw up
can we talk about sebastian stan’s legs for a moment?
he was so hopeful and filled with joy at being right but then he’s so confused and vaguely offended
like someone just told him about santa
like he’s used to people accepting what he says because he’s pretty
like he thinks if he looks dejected enough they’ll just give him the point anyway
like he might start crying broken gay baby tears because no advertising executive in the history of capitalism has thought “captain rum” would be a viable marketing campaign, like, why the fuck would they, “captain rum”, that’s so stupid. that’s so fucking stupid. what kind of fucking gutter-dwelling fucking pouty-lipped goddamn trash twink are you
OH MY GOD
But have you been on CarpetsForAirports.com?