Do you ever just want to bathe in Lou Reed’s voice
Beached Disneyland Mermaids … Occupational Hazards,1967
Selfie game so strong time itself can’t contain it
none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
I M LISTENING TO THE SANTA BABY COVER BY MICHAEL BUBLE AND HE FUCKING
CHANGED THE LYRICS TO “SANTA BUDDY”
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
NO HOMO SANTA
WHEN am I allowed to start putting up Christmas decorations???
people say it’s tacky to put them up before Thanksgiving…
but dammit I want to decorate right NOW!!
I built a fire (because I hate being cold)
LOOK AT THIS DUMB CAT just sitting there… staring at me through the door
I WAS TRYING TO LET YOU IN THE HOUSE, CAT
damn whoever did the design for this ikea ad needs to have my babies
so much red, even the books
beautiful colors in this fuckin ikea ad
wooooah Sheriff Corbin has ALL the posthumous character development
“Imagine the delinquency we could perpetrate if we really put our minds to it.”
UH OH, guys with German accents showed up… that means trouble in any TV show/movie.